sibma

Sibma is a very pretty girl who doesn’t see it sometimes but she’s the best person in the whole world. Sibma is always going to be your realist friend no matter what and she’s always going to speak up. She’s very family and friend oriented and she doesn’t joke about her family. When you see her she’s like a heather and you just can’t keep your eyes off of her. She’s the bestest friend you’ll ever have and she’ll support you no matter what. You can vent to her about anything and she’ll always be on your side even if you’re in the wrong but she’ll tell you if you’re in the wrong too. She’s the girl to ask for insta songs because her music taste is amazing.

“Hey do you know sibma?”
“Ofc I do she’s my best friend!”

by Ur._.lightbulb November 19, 2023

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Sigma Hater

One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.

Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!

by Big Diggity January 6, 2015

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Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

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sigma male

A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.

Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.

John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.

by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022

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Sigma bsd

sigma is the most beautiful thing on earth, along with being super fine he is friends with the most hottest bsd characters ever

Person 1: hey did you see sigma bsd yet

Person 2: YESS I WISH HE WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND MARRY ME 😩
person 1: what about chuuya ?….

by quietk4e February 15, 2022

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sigmapisskink

they're so cool and funny and they make ur day so much better ! and they're really kind and nice :D

oh also i have reason to believe they're a political prisoner (ex-minion)....

person: hey do you like sigmapisskink
other person: reacted 🍪 to your message

by dsbhklsdf March 23, 2022

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