Clammed

Dave hasn't been himself ever since he start being clammed by Emma. That bitch.
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strop

Chiefly British slang, refers to a tantrum. Most likely refers to the leather items called 'strops' that would be covered in a buffing compound and used to polish sharp tools such as razors and chisels using a vigorous rubbing motion.

Adjective form is "stroppy", which can also be a noun form itself.
Parent: "Peter, your teacher called and told me you had a massive strop. What do you have to say?"
by UDUser4820 March 12, 2019
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go on one's merry way

Jocular and/or euphemistic way of referring to suicide.
Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.

Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018
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randall

A snitch, tattletale, brown-noser. A duplicitous and untrustworthy snake who should never be trusted. The best course of action is to ostracize such people from your social circle. Tends to be fond of gossip and cancel culture. Stems from a character named Randall from Disney's 'Recess'.
Rachel: Hey, Li~
Lisa: Fuck off, Randall. I want nothing to do with you.
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Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
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TFL

Pete: Hey Rob, wanna go rock climbing?
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.
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Globohomo

Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.

Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
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