sigmapisskink 

they're so cool and funny and they make ur day so much better ! and they're really kind and nice :D

oh also i have reason to believe they're a political prisoner (ex-minion)....

person: hey do you like sigmapisskink
other person: reacted 🍪 to your message

sigmapisskink by dsbhklsdf March 23, 2022

sigmapisskink 

an instagrammer that loves to eat chuuya nakahara. they really like nikolai gogol’s thighs. they love sigma from that one gay anime called bungo stray dogs because they are gay.

they sometimes call their followers pissbabies which is kinda weird but nobody cares enough to tell them

sigmapisskink needs help, as they are often saying “HELP”

previously known as akechipisskink

sigmapisskink follower: “hey have you seen sigmapisskink’s story today”

normal person: “what”

sigmapisskink’s story: “Things I Love Eating!!!”

sigmapisskink by real shinji ikari 17 May 17, 2022

sigmapisskink 

they steal memes from tiktok

person 1: what do you think of sigmapisskink
person 2:🐂

sigmapisskink by cathjuche May 18, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008