shweaty balls 

A: When one's balls perspire in extreme amounts
B: A Saturday Night Live reference a la Alec Baldwin
C: A perfect description for any serious amount of nether region sweatiness

"Wow, it's so hot out. I've got serious shweaty balls."

shweaty balls by yomomma78 March 31, 2009

Sweaty balls 

A commonly misheard lyric from the popular Panic! At the Disco song "L.A. Devotee"

"Sweaty balls under desert skies"

Sweaty balls by Allisonmcflurry December 21, 2016

Grandma sweaty balls 

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

Grandma sweaty balls by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

sweaty balls 

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink

OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink

sweaty balls by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021

sweaty balls 

A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.

example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"

Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"

stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"

sweaty balls by boiled prophet mohammed March 5, 2008

schweaty balls 

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

schweaty balls by dialate June 8, 2004

sweaty balls 

When a fat males thighs rub together trapping his balls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath

Holy shit, his boxers are soaked and thats not cum

sweaty balls by PAki chan January 12, 2006