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schweaty 

a person who loves to study, and loves to wear sunscreen. This person also schweats a ton without doing any activity at all.
This person also gets very embarrased if he is within 10 feet of a femal

usually can be spotted in the library, in mrs. obriens bed (or his other teachers beds for extra points), or appling sunscreen to his entire body
-schweaty what are you doing?
-im doing my extra credit project, so i can get extra points on my term grade
-schweaty, did karen tell u to do that
- HOW DID U KNOW?
schweaty by mrs. obrien October 23, 2006
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schweaty 

Someone who sweats an unnatural amount
'Schweaty was sweating buckets at elm last night.'
schweaty by mrs. o brien October 6, 2008

schweaty 

Another substitute for the word cool invented by my friend Jim Nigel of Oshkosh, WI(he wants credit heh), after seeing a recent episode of Saturday Night Live.
Oh, you got that game? Schweaty.
schweaty by Taien April 1, 2004

Schweaty Ball-Z 

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region
Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"

schweaty balls 

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"
schweaty balls by dialate June 8, 2004

schweaty balls 

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.
schweaty balls by Anonymous December 14, 2002

schweaty balls 

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture
Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..
schweaty balls by Schweaty March 1, 2004