shurts

1. An individual with the smallest penis on the planet...so small in fact that scientists have often debated wheather or not he is in fact a male.

2. This guy that has sex with nasty women and think they're hot like this one girl with a snaggle tooth....

Guy 1: Hey man you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: You mean the girl that looks like a kirchberg?
Guy 1: Yeah, guess who hit that...Shurts
Guy 2: Aahhhh..that nasty small penis mutha fucka...
Guy 1: yup, and he's braggin' about it.
Guy 2: kid's nasty fo sho

by Mr. Pihb May 8, 2008

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Moldy Shorts

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

YouTube shorts

A variety of the tiktok disease with out the tiktok watermark.

Generally, has tiktok reposts. Mostly has staged pranks, unfunny jokes, dangerously fake facts and more.

My friend likes YouTube shorts. I think something’s wrong with him.

by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

Pizza shorts

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016

menless shirts

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

by TheRodykell May 20, 2021