shartsum

A “Shartsum” is having sex with 3 or more people.
Instead of cumming, you will shart!

“Hey guys! Wanna Shartsum with me sometime?”
..Or..
“Martha! You cheated on me with Brad?! Looks like we’re gonna have to shartsum..”

by roachshartbigfart February 3, 2024

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A shartsum or having a shartsum is when you and any amount of people gang-bang with eachother but instead of cumming inside of each other, you shart! You can shartsum with any amount of people you want. You can even shartsum with yourself if you wanted to! (Not sure how that’s supposed to work) but yeah you can also invite people to your shartsum and grow it💞 the bigger the shartsum, the better!

“Yo bro wanna shartsum?” Or
“We should totally shartsum sometime!” Or
“Join our shartsum!”

by roachshartbigfart April 6, 2024

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A shartsum is when a group of people gangbang and shart all over eachother. This can be with ANY amount of people.

“Ay bro let’s have a shartsum”

“Let’s all shartsum!”
“Wanna join my shartsum?”

by roachshartbigfart April 21, 2024

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Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

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shartsuckler

One (also known as a shuckler or a suckleshart) commonly refers to a crumping twat who looks dauncy in their best fit and is an outspeckle in their best achievements.
A shartsuckler often speaks utter fucking nonsense out of their stupid greasey yawmagorp and faffs around for god knows what at every given moment.

"Take a look at that slimy limpsy fuck. I bet he's right up a shartsuckler, isn't he?"

by The ROCK! March 12, 2023

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