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shuft

shoved with vigor, usually up into one’s or another’s rectal cavity.
Someone shuft a cucumber up my ass!”
by trogdawn October 14, 2020
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shuft

Combination of 'shut it' and 'shift'. Used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way.
Oh would you just shuft!

Shuft!

Dear god, shuft!
by Baron Boffin July 29, 2009
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shuft

scrambled version of "shits fucked up"
basically showing something went terribly wrong
i tore a hole in my new shoes... so basically i
got shufted.
by rov3rt December 24, 2007
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Shuft

The deck is shuft
by Don't Flatter Yourself August 1, 2012
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Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
by will bitten October 26, 2017
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Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
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Pizza Shift

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
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