Shuftee

Noun and Verb.

N: A shuftee - sexual deviant (of either sex) who gains gratification from sniffing recently-used ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather.

Vb: To shuftee - To place the flared nostrils on the horn of a freshly-used ladies bicycle saddle on a sweltering hot day, inhale deeply through the nose and collapse in a miasma of orgasmic delight.

N:
'Just look at him coming all over her rear mudguard: the filthy shuftee'

Vb:
'How dare you shuftee my Raleigh Superior!'
'Is it yours, Miss Widdecombe? Oh God - I thought it belonged to Miss Lumley.'

by Albert Woods December 9, 2008

Shuttee

To ask for one to be quiet

Nathan, I am in the mailroom and I noticed you cannot shuttee.

by RavenSoul August 7, 2009

shuftie

To look at something

Let's have a shuftie at the menu.

You're hogging the view. Give us a shuftie.

by chi liete January 28, 2014

shufter poop

a person who has the ability to not only look like poo but the decency to smell like it too

pete!! ur a f****** shufter poop

by dave February 2, 2004