shuck and awe

Shuck and awe occurs while your gf or bf is giving you a blow job and moves down to toss your salad and finds a piece of corn still stuck to you crack.

my gf was giving me a bj and went to lick my butthole and found some corn. Unfortunately she got the shuck and awe and wasn't in the mood anymore.

shuck and awe by tallguy81 September 9, 2010

shock and awe electoral bombing

A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”

I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!

shock and awe electoral bombing by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

shock and awe by LJ Dizzle December 13, 2008

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

shock and awe by LJ Dizzle January 11, 2007

Shock and awe

Shock and awe

Let’s not

Like I guess I could write forever

Prefer not to

But it’s now a reflex

Defence mechanism

Like the shit thrown

Compelled

To throw it back

Artistically

Brutally beautifully

And just …

And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with

Yep .. don’t go there

I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …

Maybe you do too now ..

Last warning …

Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..

He does actually still exist ….

Frozen in ice …

Lost in time ;)

Shock and awe by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

freshman shock and awe 

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

freshman shock and awe by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.

shock and awe by uclafalcon March 21, 2003