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a handsom man girls are lucky to get him.He cares about his freinds and family
and for him football is his number 1 priority he doesnt lie and when he does its for a good reason people would only miss him if he acctually went his family qnd freinds are lucky to have him and he is one of a kind
oh i wish i was a shubert
shubert by jake prowsky May 15, 2018
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Mrs. Shubert 

A stupid teacher who hails Hitler daily and supports racism.
"My teacher was Mrs. Shubert and I'm a black Jew"
Mrs. Shubert by Big Dingus Chris November 13, 2021
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Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
shoo•ber (noun)

1. The uber car taken home after a one night stand. Vehicular Walk of Shame.

2. Tramp bus.
JASON: that girl stayed here last night. I just kicked her out.
CHRIS: damn! you made her take the walk of shame?!?!
JASON: yes and no. i called her a shUber.
CHRIS: shUber lux?
JASON: hell no.
shUber by lawrencehouston August 10, 2016

Shuberton 

One of the many pet names of a wonderful German Shepherd dog who lived from August 4, 2008 to February 13, 2021. Whether it’s Shubi, Shuberton, Mummum- we miss her so much
How many photos did you take of Shuberton today? I took about tree fitty
Shuberton by Rini323 April 1, 2021
Sh-rub-er-YYYY
A small bush that scares people in the middle ages.
The knight of the round table shunned the old lady with with the word, shubery.
shubery by Stephanie/Heater June 9, 2008

Danielle Schubert 

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.
"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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