CHRIS

SO FUCKING GAY LIKES BOYS AND LICKING THEIR BALLS

Sam: CHRIS IS SO GAY

by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019

CHRIS

wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc

he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.

by gansterquotes June 28, 2019

CHRIS

HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT

Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY

by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019

Chris Chris

A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.

That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.

by Scoots McGee November 17, 2012

Chris

A really hot teddy bear.

A: Do you like to cuddle with him?
B: Yea, he's a Chris.

by Randombeauty465 October 4, 2014

chris

throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chris stop fucking throwing milk

by ghost9115 March 9, 2019

Chris

A heck of a good name

Chris

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020