shoo•ber (noun)
1. The uber car taken home after a one night stand. Vehicular Walk of Shame.
2. Tramp bus.
1. The uber car taken home after a one night stand. Vehicular Walk of Shame.
2. Tramp bus.
JASON: that girl stayed here last night. I just kicked her out.
CHRIS: damn! you made her take the walk of shame?!?!
JASON: yes and no. i called her a shUber.
CHRIS: shUber lux?
JASON: hell no.
CHRIS: damn! you made her take the walk of shame?!?!
JASON: yes and no. i called her a shUber.
CHRIS: shUber lux?
JASON: hell no.
by lawrencehouston August 10, 2016
Get the shUbermug. 
The code word Orthodox Jews use to disguise their forbidden use of Uber or other ride-sharing apps on the Sabbath. (It is generally forbidden to use any method of transportation/commute on the Sabbath other than walking)
One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.
Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.
One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.
Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.
Shlomo used Shuber to travel from Queens to Manhattan so he can visit his uncle on Saturday.
Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?
Moishi: Shuber...
Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?
Moishi: Shuber...
by Reapandshare June 9, 2019
Get the Shubermug.