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Shtu

1)To do something in a totally cool manner .

2)To be doing something that almost resembles a flow state but you are clearly still using your active mind.

Note* Being Shtu ,for the 2nd definition cannot and is not the same as being in a flow state/'THE ZONE'.
That was a Shtu dance.
by anonymous April 3, 2022
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Shtu

-Used for any and every word that one can possibly think of. Any suffix can be added to the end of it.

-Used for long rants. Ex: Shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckt!
How are shtu?
Just what the shtucktor ordered.
Shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckt!
Per shtu?
What are shtu shtuing today?
SHTUNIOR!?
by Tom Nuzzard March 13, 2008
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Shtu

Used only by faggot-speaking circles, it means simply as a substitution for any noun.
Only to be used in caution, this will signify to all of those around you that you participate regularly in events where you receive cock in any/all of your open membranes, and most possibly bathing in post-coital residue.
Male A: Yo, what's that? You packing some shtu?
Male B: Yeah, it's shtu.
Male A: Ah, per shtu.
Male B: Alright, well let me pull out my cock now.
Male A: Great! Put that shtu all up in my asshole, then my ears, then my mouth please. Make sure you give me all that man shtu.
by Disco Shtu October 26, 2010
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Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot
Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes
by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003
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Shtuppalotopuss

(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
by Phuqit October 20, 2011
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pit shtup

1. the sexual activity of a couple, willingly exposed in front of a bunch of people.

2. a kwik fukk
1. pit shtupping is/was an ecstatic rites characteristic according to some cultures around the world

2. there are tons of porntubes on the internet in which you can watch zillions of pit shtup videos.
by kelamist June 10, 2018
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shtup nazi

1) a sexually domineering person 2) a person who must have rigidly structured sexual activity 3) a person who uses sex as a weapon 4) a sexually sadistic, or sexually cruel and unusual person 5) a person who employes rationing of sexual activity in order to dominate his or her partner's behavior, responses, or make them conform to their rules, etc.
Ira: Do you think she will sleep with you more than twice a week?

Joe: Nah, she's a real shtup nazi when it comes to spontaneous sex.
by Kung Fu Rabbi August 14, 2012
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