by sallie1413 April 13, 2010
When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
by IRTc_Alex August 28, 2005
Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.
Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.
by Mike July 24, 2003
A combination of the nouns "stuff" and "shit". A hint that this stuff smells more like shit than just average stuff.
Boss: "Did you get the files I forwarded?"
Employee: "Yeah, what the hell am I supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?"
Employee: "Yeah, what the hell am I supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?"
by mark the disgruntled employee July 29, 2008
by his property December 2, 2004
Shtuff is the word dad says when wanting to say shit but kids are in the house and it is not appropriate to swear
by HankHill321 July 30, 2011
You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
by OwningKristina July 2, 2012