shtory

How is it going?

Whats the shtory?

by CuLT April 5, 2003

Fish Story

Fish Story – Noun – Name often given to a exaggerating fisherman (redundant) who always amplifies and embellishes about their fishing adventures and catches.

Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.

by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

sad story roblox soldier part 2

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip

Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

by yes=everyquestion'sanswer December 23, 2019

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013

Storyteller

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction

Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.

by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019

True story

A seemingly false tale which upon closer examination is not false, it's true, therefore a , True story.

Sassy Addie Davis Invented Evergreen City, the pretend casino with make-believe money , True story

by daywalkz June 5, 2015

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

by Phuqit November 11, 2006