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shtory by CuLT April 5, 2003
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Fish Story 

Fish Story – Noun – Name often given to a exaggerating fisherman (redundant) who always amplifies and embellishes about their fishing adventures and catches.
Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.
Fish Story by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.
We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

Storyteller 

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
Storyteller by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019

True story

A seemingly false tale which upon closer examination is not false, it's true, therefore a , True story.
Sassy Addie Davis Invented Evergreen City, the pretend casino with make-believe money , True story
True story by daywalkz June 5, 2015
A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.
I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!
Shtork by Phuqit November 11, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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