storying

telling a lie, or a complex set of lies

"You couldn't have been there. Are you storying me?"

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daniel: *films a funny video of ben*
ben: what are you doing with that?
daniel: i'm storying it, bro

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Storying

Uploading a story on social media websites with the Story feature.

Your face looks funny, I am storying this picture.

This picture is cute, definitely storying it v

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"STORYING":

1. Offering canoe,
2. Sitting in canoe,
3. Going around in circles, in canoe.

Are you STORYING me, where getting nowhere in this storytelling of lies....

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When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .

Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"

Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."

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Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.

Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.

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When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."

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