storytime
here's my storytime
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Storytime
When a woman, sentimental to your long term feelings or not, decides to tell you a story after sex. Your reaction to this behavior is usually melancholy, followed by the call for a cab.
"I was having a great one nighter with this chick. We banged, had a nice aftermath, then she resumed to talk about her day. Storytime was at hand. I was okay with that, being a considerate fellow that I am. Then she started talking about her memoirs as a geisha in Japan a few years back, so I called a cab."
Storytime by benevolentdictator October 11, 2011
Storytime Animators
YouTube animators that are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Do you like Storytime Animators?
Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that
Person 2: It's like The Simpsons. They used to be good, but now are stale and not funny
Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that
Person 2: It's like The Simpsons. They used to be good, but now are stale and not funny
Storytime Animators by Pessimistic-cunt May 4, 2022
Storytime with Ella
Storytime with Ella by Storytime0987 October 30, 2020
Crop? And Storytime?
The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.
“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted
“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.
“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted
“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.
Crop? And Storytime? by Obhioan April 14, 2022
Storytiming
derived from the genre of Youtube videos, "Storytimes". in which someone talks about their life experiences and often exaggerates many details or just completely makes the whole thing up
Storytiming is to exaggerate or dramatize a story or situation to the point where it's not remotely close to the original.
Storytiming is to exaggerate or dramatize a story or situation to the point where it's not remotely close to the original.
person 1:yesterday I went to the grocery store and they were selling children
person 2:boi you've got to be storytiming right now
person 2:boi you've got to be storytiming right now
Storytiming by clowniestevakstan May 31, 2017
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