Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Shtexting 

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

Shtexting by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

shtexting 

pooping while texting, shitting while using your ipod.

Guy 1 : "dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can." Guy 2: "Oh, hes shtexting you?"

shtexting by metaltaz November 14, 2012

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

Sexting 

A very crude way to get your partner or yourself sexually aroused, typically done through explicit text or suggestive photos, at times even nude. Whereas sallying is the same, but better!!!

Lola: omg you'll never guess what happened!! I was sexting with John last night and he sent me a picture of his dick!
Julia: Ew, sexting can be so gross. You should find a good guy who can sally you! it's the same, but even better!

Sexting by W&R September 10, 2011

Sexting 

Where teens send pictures of themselfs naked on their phones and everyone finds out.

"Dude, did you hear Mary is SEXTING now..."

Sexting by juju123 March 11, 2009

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015