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Shixting 

When you are taking a shit and you are texting someone at the same time
I was shixting this guy in the bathroom just now, he had no idea i was taking a dump the whole time we were chatting
Shixting by Sizzilian September 23, 2011

shixting 

sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)
Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!
shixting by Mitch Kumsteen January 6, 2010

Shixting 

The act of texting while having a bowl movement.
I was shixting during my bathroom break.
Shixting by Mursenary September 5, 2010

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.
shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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