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shroomba shwumba 

A word to describe something that has good taste.
Pepsi max no sugar is shroomba shwumba.

shroomjak 

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.
"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"
shroomjak by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomjack 

The sole identifiable element of Kant’s noumenal world that can be viewed entirely in its pure form through the lens of human perception which, while not resorting to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena surrounding it. Sussy wojack yeet
“Goodness me, fair companion Trevor the philosopher, after having finished Principia Mathematica, I can’t wait to get my teeth sunk into some Kant”
“Well, I suppose they do say Merton is where the fun goes to die. Good luck in your endeavours all the same- you might even spot a Shroomjack after a reading!”
shroomjack by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroommates 

those two guys (or gals) who live together and do drugs together all the time.
I've become sensitized to interesting smells since moving in next-door to the shroommates.
shroommates by thisgirl10 December 22, 2009

shroomality 

noun, the temporary reality someone experiences when taking shrooms.
I locked myself in a freezer because was in a shroomality where the freezer was the only safe place.
shroomality by lolo February 23, 2005

Shcoomba 

Yo, listen, i'd do anything for you bro, you're my Shcoomba.
Shcoomba by Kevin163 December 15, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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