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shroomba

A smurf mixed with a goat
Look this is how you draw a Shroomba
by Zach Noorzai June 14, 2022
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shroomba shwumba

A word to describe something that has good taste.
by Megaballz16inch April 4, 2023
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shroomjak

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.
"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"
by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021
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shroomjack

The sole identifiable element of Kant’s noumenal world that can be viewed entirely in its pure form through the lens of human perception which, while not resorting to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena surrounding it. Sussy wojack yeet
Goodness me, fair companion Trevor the philosopher, after having finished Principia Mathematica, I can’t wait to get my teeth sunk into some Kant”
“Well, I suppose they do say Merton is where the fun goes to die. Good luck in your endeavours all the same- you might even spot a Shroomjack after a reading!”
by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021
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shroommates

those two guys (or gals) who live together and do drugs together all the time.
I've become sensitized to interesting smells since moving in next-door to the shroommates.
by thisgirl10 December 22, 2009
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shroomality

noun, the temporary reality someone experiences when taking shrooms.
I locked myself in a freezer because was in a shroomality where the freezer was the only safe place.
by lolo February 23, 2005
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Shcoomba

Yo, listen, i'd do anything for you bro, you're my Shcoomba.
by Kevin163 December 15, 2008
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