shroomjack 

The sole identifiable element of Kant’s noumenal world that can be viewed entirely in its pure form through the lens of human perception which, while not resorting to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena surrounding it. Sussy wojack yeet

“Goodness me, fair companion Trevor the philosopher, after having finished Principia Mathematica, I can’t wait to get my teeth sunk into some Kant”
“Well, I suppose they do say Merton is where the fun goes to die. Good luck in your endeavours all the same- you might even spot a Shroomjack after a reading!”

shroomjack by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomjak 

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.

"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"

shroomjak by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomakazi on rye 

fuck you dumbass bitch, this is just some random bullshit that someone said once and stuff, yeah.

oh shroomakazi on rye
that was a motherfuckin shroomakazi on rye
I shroomakazi on rye my family

shroomakazi on rye by onepieceisthebest, bitch June 9, 2022

Shroomacide 

The feeling one experiences when you unintentionally take too much psilocybin. You have willingly entered a state near death from which, it feels, you may never truly recover.

Taking 7g in a dark room was unintentionally shroomacide.

Shroomacide by Avarin December 27, 2019