shrivelous
shrivelous by distanthearted October 25, 2026
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shrivelnuts
shrivelnuts by Melissa January 28, 2004
shrivelgash
noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.
The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.
You give me shrivelgash.
I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.
You give me shrivelgash.
I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.
shrivelgash by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011
shrivels
Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
shrivelfish
shrivelfish by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006
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