shrivels 

Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.

shrivels by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shrivelry 

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

shrivelry by B/M/S December 2, 2022

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When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009