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Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.

shrivels by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018

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Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

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shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

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Shriveldickery

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

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shrivelry

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

shrivelry by B/M/S December 2, 2022

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shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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