shribel 

when you walk in on your girlfriend banging someone and offer to join you are being shribel

guy 1 "I cant believe your cheating on me... can I join"

guy 2 "come on man don't be shribel

shribel by I very smart August 28, 2022

bag shribble 

When your balls are in a cold environment so they "Retrieve to the homeland".

Damn I got bag shribble bro

bag shribble by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019

Shrible 

The holy books of the Shrek religion. Consists of the book of Shrek, the book of donkey, and others. Used to spread his holy ogreness across the kingdom.

I use the shrible to send prayers to Shrek every night

Shrible by The baconator March 14, 2015

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

Shribblewimp 

Syn. For Shribbles, Brody Shockey made this word up because he has an iq equivalent to a Estonian Turkey Vulture with Down Syndrome.

Shribblewimp, hey, It’s all in shrbbles.

Shribblewimp by Shribblewimpyman May 19, 2022