shrend

v. To utterly and totally ruin; to disassemble into a mass of formless waste. Conjunction of 'shred' and 'rend'.

The cats unearthly powers shrended the couch until it was no more.

by Arrow13 January 1, 2012

Shreddology

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

shendezvous

the act of rendezvous-ing

Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.

by the real TWSS please stand up May 17, 2011

Shredicles

When something that is already ripped up is ripped into smaller pieces. The result is lots of very small pieces that are impossible to put back together.

Mary: Did you get rid of the note we were passing in english class? I don't want John and David to find it again.
Jane: No worries, I ripped it to shredicles.

John: Yo dude, I found Mary and Jane's note from english class but they ripped it to shredicles so we can't put it back together again!
David: Aw man that sucks.

by Kappi69 July 5, 2009

Shred Life

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.

I live the shred life when I hit the road with my band and when I ace all my classes in college.

by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010

Shred Ass

To make love

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.

by Perrier August 1, 2018

Serenderpity

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.

RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.

by aliaz October 17, 2011