shpunkt 

Male semen. White sauce

I shpunkt all over the bed

shpunkt by Johnny Black Back January 5, 2008

Shmunktober 

The month-long celebration of Yeat.

"I think Itz Shmunktober 😍🐫"

Shmunktober by OPIUM##% February 9, 2022

Spunktacles 

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

Shpunken Towel 

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

Shpunken Towel by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

Spunktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"Her baps are spunktastic"

Spunktastic by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spunktrumpet 

Your Penis, cock

spunktrumpet by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

spunktastic 

A Woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.

Oh my god Vicky! I've seen a lot of porn films in my time but you've got the most Spunktastic tits i've ever seen.

spunktastic by Techno uk June 24, 2007