Definitions by thealmightyshpunk

Shpunken Towel 

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

Shpunken Towel by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010