spunktrumpet 

Your Penis, cock

spunktrumpet by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

spunk trumpet 

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

spunk trumpet by Leigh August 1, 2003

Spunk Trumpet 

The turgid, erect male phallus

With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.

Spunk Trumpet by cleftistecho March 31, 2017

Spunk Trumpet 

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

Spunk Trumpet by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009

Spunk Trumpet 

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

Spunk Trumpet by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019

spunk trumpet 

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

spunk trumpet by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

spunk trumpet 

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

spunk trumpet by Finbar January 29, 2004