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Shpetim is a guy from kosovo. The definition of his name (=Rescue) describes perfectly why he is a blessing to especially his family and friends but also to everyone. He doesnt know any limits when it comes to help and care for his loved ones and is always having an eye on the poor and less wealthy people. Besides that Shpetim is a really active person who cant stay a whole day at home and needs to do something non stop, even if that means to work all day/all night long.

He is gifted with beautiful blue eyes which make all girls get crazy. He is the typical oldschool gentleman who always respects women. Whoever has been with him in bed will definitely not forget him easily. Shpetim is being admired by men and especially adored by woman.
I cant get his name out of my head. Shpetim, Shpetim, Shpetim
Shpetim by naughtynaughty1702 March 27, 2020

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

septimus heap 

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.
septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.
septimus heap by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011

Shoptimistic 

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.
My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.
Shoptimistic by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
That one ginger bastard from Civex
God Shtim's such a ginger bastard
Shtim by Naughty_Loki May 10, 2017

Shtimple 

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes
"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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