shptim

People named Shptim have monster cocks and are strong like Bull

Omg Shptim has a big dick

by WEBSTERDICTONARY January 4, 2021

Shpetim

Shpetim is a guy from kosovo. The definition of his name (=Rescue) describes perfectly why he is a blessing to especially his family and friends but also to everyone. He doesnt know any limits when it comes to help and care for his loved ones and is always having an eye on the poor and less wealthy people. Besides that Shpetim is a really active person who cant stay a whole day at home and needs to do something non stop, even if that means to work all day/all night long.

He is gifted with beautiful blue eyes which make all girls get crazy. He is the typical oldschool gentleman who always respects women. Whoever has been with him in bed will definitely not forget him easily. Shpetim is being admired by men and especially adored by woman.

I cant get his name out of my head. Shpetim, Shpetim, Shpetim

by naughtynaughty1702 March 27, 2020

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

septimus heap

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.

septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.

by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011

Shoptimistic

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.

My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Shtim

That one ginger bastard from Civex

God Shtim's such a ginger bastard

by Naughty_Loki May 10, 2017

Shtimple

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 25, 2022