Septims 

The most common currency in the video game series, The Elder Scrolls (created by Bethesda Game Studios and produced by Bethesda Softworks minus The Elder Scrolls Online, of which Zenimax took part in creating), named after Tiber Septim (known by the Nords as Talos), the man who founded the Imperial Empire and ascended to godhood after saving all of Tamriel, and possibly all of Nirn itself. also refered to as "coin" by the Khajiit.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"

"this steel greatsword costs 100 septims"

Septims by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018

septimus heap 

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.

septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.

septimus heap by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011

septiishu 

Septiishu is the ship name of the irish youtuber 'Jacksepticeye' and his girlfriend Signe (pronounced see nu) or more commonly known as 'Wiishu' on tumblr.

"Jack and his girlfriend are so cute, I love septiishu so much!"

septiishu by Meergo January 8, 2017

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.

Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"

septisemic by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

Septis Face

A guy who has a nice body but is fugly in the face.

A guy who is really nice, but you still wouldn't date him cause his face is so nasty.

Jill: How was your blind date?

Jane: Eh...he paid for everything but he was a total Septis Face.

Septis Face by Sam45 March 17, 2009

septim777

german womanizer on twitch

septim777: "my i bang you?"

septim777 by okiya4869 October 14, 2018

Septimius Severus 

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

Septimius Severus by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020