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someone who rips the penshki, or dank at a constant

Arnold your such a shpooger

shpooger by jonshwick October 5, 2018

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Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008

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spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

spooger by reno April 21, 2005

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shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

shpooner by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

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Shmooger

A slur used predominantly used against Mexican little people

That shmooger down the street is really nice

Shmooger by CrustMstBust September 12, 2023

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spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

spoogerifc by mike January 6, 2004

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shnoogerhood

a hood with white people (often located in suburbs

wys g heard you’re from the shnoogerhood still

shnoogerhood by dwane1 November 11, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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