shpoozer

a person who messes up things. always getting in the way

dont let her come shes a shpoozer

by coke November 12, 2003

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

shpooger

someone who rips the penshki, or dank at a constant

Arnold your such a shpooger

by jonshwick October 5, 2018

shnoozer

A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.

Homie hit a shnoozer

by Jetneyy March 18, 2020

shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

Shoozer

When you do your blanket and spermcomes out

Dude! You shoozered on your blankets.

by BingBong May 24, 2004