shpoozer

a person who messes up things. always getting in the way

dont let her come shes a shpoozer

shpoozer by coke November 12, 2003

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Shmoozered

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

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ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

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someone who rips the penshki, or dank at a constant

shpooger by jonshwick October 5, 2018

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A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.

Homie hit a shnoozer

shnoozer by Jetneyy March 18, 2020

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When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

shpooner by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

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When you do your blanket and spermcomes out

Dude! You shoozered on your blankets.

Shoozer by BingBong May 24, 2004

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