shploogit 

A Shploogit refers to either the action of expelling only a slight amount of diarrhetic poop out of your anus, it can also refer to the specific poops themselves

"Someone took a shploogit in one of the public bathrooms urinals"

"I had the shploogits earlier but they have mostly passed"

shploogit by ShploogitWarrior71 March 28, 2024

sploogicide 

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

sploogicide by the storm drains September 7, 2009

Sploopity Sploosh 

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

Sploopity Sploosh by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

sploogetangle 

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.

Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.

sploogetangle by sploogequeen April 9, 2010

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

Drive by Splooging by YES! October 22, 2004

shploogen 

the residue left on any object or person after ejaculation.

"did you just shploogen on my sheets?"

"help! help! i've got shploogen in my eye!"

shploogen by Cat18 October 7, 2006

sploogette 

Female ejaculation

She sploogetted after her climax.

sploogette by Sinker November 28, 2003