shplink

a hot mama that likes to put out

i.e. a hot whore

daaang that chick's a total shplink

by pimp daddy whore May 13, 2005

shplikak

A living organism that undeniably captivates chivalrous traits, simultaneously, possessing that of a pure soul.

Greg: “The game was tied with three seconds left, the Shplikak stole the ball and hit the game winning shot.”

Edward: “The Shplikakian race is difficult to find.”

by Agent_Valde December 31, 2019

splink

Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".

"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."

by lauderman March 1, 2018

Shlink

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

Shphinkterluben

1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.

2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.

1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"

(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.

2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"

by JBPhoto October 13, 2009

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

Shpinkas

A hairy, one eyed, no legs or arms, just paws-CREATURE.

can be used in substitution for cussing.

Oh my god, man. There's so many shpinkas jumping around.

by JHLAMN January 22, 2011