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Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.
When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?
Splinky Splash by Chooj July 29, 2021
A girl that is very good looking
yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!
shlinky by Balltearer June 23, 2011
Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.
Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.
Shlinky by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
an older person dressing or trying to act young
JoJo's mom is kinda splinky with the navel ring and the mini and always sayin' "Peace Out"
splinky by clouseau November 12, 2004
adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)
Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.
splinky by Michele Morris April 26, 2006

SHPINKY PINKY 

A shpinky pinky is when you toss a dwarf into the air for them to fall back down and catch them on your pinky , you then lower them down to run back into the wild
Domt shake my hand ive got a shpinky pinky
SHPINKY PINKY by C nips June 23, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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