shlinky

A girl that is very good looking

yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!

by Balltearer June 23, 2011

Shlinky

Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.

Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Shlinky

A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.

"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"

by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026

Butt Slinky

The aftermath of a brutal pounding from behind causing the butthole to prolapse like a slinky

After smashing Courtney I pulled out her butt slinky

by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020

Shlanky

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

stinky slinky

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump

"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."

by errataagain October 6, 2009

Shlink

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019