shlinky
shlinky by Balltearer June 23, 2011
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Shlinky
Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.
Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.
Shlinky by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
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shlinky • slinky • shlink • Shinky • splinky • shminky • shrinky dink • Schlinky • shlanky • Slinky Dick
Shlinky
A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.
"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"
Shlinky by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026
Butt Slinky
Butt Slinky by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020
Shlanky
Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023
stinky slinky
1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object
2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material
3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers
4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene
5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump
2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material
3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers
4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene
5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump
"I can't feel my face!"
"Must be stinky slinky..."
"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."
"Must be stinky slinky..."
"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."
stinky slinky by errataagain October 6, 2009
Shlink
Shlink by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019
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