creature 

Any human being with an appearance or behavior so unique that their identity as a homo sapien is questionable

"Dude, what's up with Chris Kaman?"
"I don't know, that guy is a creature and a half."

creature by ramseygn April 12, 2007

Creature 

A really hideous person
An extreme form of hideousness can describe one as 'Munn creature'

God, Zac is such a creature!

What the hell is that!? ... a Munn creature.

Creature by MoleHnter August 2, 2010

Creature 

its what you call a kid who has been bailed out of jail rather than taking it like a man
or taking it in the ass

inmate kid-(crying)

cop-alright stop crying wuss your a lucky creature your parents are bailing you out

Creature by Alejandro Cruz June 29, 2008

Creature 

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

Creature by Bryan November 18, 2004

creature 

The ugly women/things that live in vermont. Creatures usually come out later in the evening, and prey on innocent randos under the influence. If you are ever brought back to a creatures cave late night, your a goner.

Bailey slayed a creature late night.

creature by BossHoggin December 18, 2008

Creature 

any person whose gender is not instantly noticeable due to extreme obesity, ugliness, or both. Creatures tend to hide in their home (cave) or in restaurants until the night when they can walk around in peace. Seeing one during the day is a rarity and it is usualy fun to count how many you can find in one day.

Example 1: Rosanne Barr

Example 2: (Reenactment)

Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"

Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."

Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."

Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."

Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."

Creature by Creature Hunter June 17, 2009

creature 

A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.

"Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?"
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."

creature by Matt A. Brown July 10, 2006