shpank it

another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

by Joe October 1, 2003

shpank it

A comment by which the sayer means "Smack that girls Ass"

Brenda got a bubble but, Shpank It!

by Joe Arcarola October 3, 2003

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

spank it

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.

Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.

by SPee[d] January 3, 2008

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009