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another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

shpank it by Joe October 1, 2003

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shpank it

A comment by which the sayer means "Smack that girls Ass"

Brenda got a bubble but, Shpank It!

shpank it by Joe Arcarola October 3, 2003

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spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005

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spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

spank-it blanket by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

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spank it

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.

Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.

spank it by SPee[d] January 3, 2008

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Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

Spank-it Blanket by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

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Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

Spank it bloody by Tdwg February 21, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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