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shozei is a caring, loving friend. And they are literally the definition of perfect <3
someone "shozei is a friend of mine"

"woah so lucky!!"
shozei by oaoao November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
To give someone a good kicking
That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win
Shoeing by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018
A shoeie is when one takes off his shoe to shotgun an alcoholic beverage out of it.
"Hey Shane here's my 5 year old shoe, I bet you wont do a shoeie"
Shoeie by Shelteredgoat June 15, 2019

Shohei Ohtani 

The sexiest man alive
Shohei Ohtani by dortdiplo April 13, 2022
An absolute ninja.

Someone named Shohei will enter lives unexpectedly, and is surprisingly friendly. Shohei is really easy to talk to, very smart, chilled, and not sore on the eyes either (shoot me. I admitted it).

Shohei's usually pretty funny himself and has a good sense of humour.

It's a known fact that Shohei may have a few bromances going on but he's a definite player for all you single ladies out there.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, have you met the new kid?

Person 2: No, I haven't.

Person 1: He's such a Shohei. I don't know whether to run away scared of his cool ninja abilities or to strike a conversation with him.
Shohei by Ninja.Nuff said. February 28, 2013

Kyoketsu-shogei 

The Kyoketsu-shogei was a knife attached to one end of a long cord made of women's or horse hair, or sometimes chain. On the other end of the cord was a ring.
The knife from the Kyoketsu-shogei could be used in close quarters or swung around by holding on to the ring.
Typically a short Muslim man with a dark sense of humour. Though they try to be social, they fail at times due to arrogance and their twisted sense of human. A Shozis purpose in life is to devote themselves to god, usually praying to god at least 5 times a day. However, once you befriend them you would never forget them. Their loyalty keeps their friends close both physically and to heart.
person1'Hey that guys joke was so twisted it was hilarious!'
person2' That a Shozi for you'
shozi by RussianIdiot101 March 26, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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