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An absolute ninja.

Someone named Shohei will enter lives unexpectedly, and is surprisingly friendly. Shohei is really easy to talk to, very smart, chilled, and not sore on the eyes either (shoot me. I admitted it).

Shohei's usually pretty funny himself and has a good sense of humour.

It's a known fact that Shohei may have a few bromances going on but he's a definite player for all you single ladies out there.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, have you met the new kid?

Person 2: No, I haven't.

Person 1: He's such a Shohei. I don't know whether to run away scared of his cool ninja abilities or to strike a conversation with him.
Shohei by Ninja.Nuff said. February 28, 2013
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a guy that is constantly having mood swings and calls himself a "Christian" though he cusses girls out regularly! this kid has a major work ethic problem.....and hardly does any work! this person is full of himself thinking he is better than you at EVERYTHING......and you learn not to EVER try and correct him or rebuttal anything he says!
"Did you hear what Shohei told me today?!"- girl(1)
"No......but do i want to know?"-girl(2)
"Probably not......"-girl(1)
"There is no telling what he said!"-girl(2)
Shohei by shohei1 October 17, 2010
The sort of guy who will date you for a week then dump you on Valentines day ;-;

He pretty chill tho. So long as he doesn't add you to his kill list, because then your days are numbered my friend.
Me: ShOHeI StOP hITtInG pEopLe!!!
Shohei: *doesnt stop.*
Shohei by QUKHFV April 20, 2020

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One of, or if not, the greatest Japanese baseball players of all time. Used to carry Mike "made of glass" Trout during his LA Angles tenure. Bro signed with the Dodgers and immediately won the world series.
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Person 2: It's the man, the myth, the legend SHOHEI OHTANI!!!!!!!!!
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dude! i just saw actually_shohei doing his favourite hobby! it was one hack of a sight to see!
actually_shohei by xxr3x July 23, 2021
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