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A shoeie is when one takes off his shoe to shotgun an alcoholic beverage out of it.
"Hey Shane here's my 5 year old shoe, I bet you wont do a shoeie"
Shoeie by Shelteredgoat June 15, 2019
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a shoeie is an individual that loves popular shoe brands like nike and jordans that thinks they are better than everyone because they keep up with sports and love wasting their money on retarded expensive shoes that look like they were designed by a 5 year old with down syndrome. They threaten mlg quickscopers but never actually do anything because deep inside they are pussies.
Isaac Palmer is a shoeie
shoeie by negative jesus July 13, 2016
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To trick, prank, or monkey someone.
Term used in sa-mp (San Andreas Multiplayer) community. It comes from a story of a guy who made a fake account on Crazybobs Cops and Robbers to troll his friend. He named the account $hody after a Shody Used Autos (stylized as $hody Used Autos).
Bob: Have you heard what happened to the Koda and Indian?
BOTValerie23: Yeah, they got shodied!
shodied by Elephant_CnR May 14, 2020
To give someone a good kicking
That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win
Shoeing by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018

shoelessed 

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.
These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
shoelessed by exzimbo February 7, 2009

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

Shoevenir 

The shoe that was thrown at President Bush by the Iraqi Journalist.
Did you see the incident in Irak with President Bush? Yeah, The guy threw a "shoevenir" at him. Awesome Neolike reflexes though!!
Shoevenir by Hunkarlos December 21, 2008
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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