Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL

Shortanese by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Shortarse 

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

Shortarse by Mousels January 6, 2005

shortness 

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

shortness by henna83 May 30, 2018

hot-shortness 

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

hot-shortness by position_x_force March 2, 2005

Shontanese 

Independent self motivated entrepreneur, Creative, organized, ambitious, fast learner, love to travel, friendly personality.

Shontanese is very

Shontanese by Shontanese December 20, 2016

shortness-ness-ness 

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

shortness-ness-ness by Sa’najah May 27, 2018