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Shamnesia 

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.
"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"
Shamnesia by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009
Related Words

showrexia 

A case among actors in plays that, when a show is about to open, they simply stop eating, sometimes due to nervousness, sometimes due to vanity. In extreme cases, the actor will stop sleeping, also.
Holy crap, Mandi fainted! I guess her showrexia finally caught up with her!
showrexia by Misskangaroo March 2, 2006

SHOPNESIA 

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.
"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".
SHOPNESIA by El Cuni March 25, 2009

shawnessa 

a sweet and gorgeous girl that needs to be loved but shes looking for a timothy and she found one and shes not gonna let him go no matter what she nice and caring,funny,smart , a true African queen no matter what other people say and if you find her and turn her away you STUPID!!!! because , no one love or protects like her looks like her or wants like her you cant help but fall in love with her there nothing not to love ....
shawnessa is every thing to me i love her ..
shawnessa by love_mmai_123 August 24, 2017

Shitnesia 

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.
I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
Shitnesia by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020
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shoneswar by Master Sho November 23, 2021