shotness 

A really dumb way to say you've been shot. Usually not serious or flesh wound.

Awwwe damn! I got the shotness at the club last night. Took six sitches and the cops gave me shit on top of it!

shotness by Solid August 1, 2005

Planet Shitness 

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019

shotless

The first person to call "shotless!" discharges himself from the responsibilty of completing a boring or demanding task that has to be completed or accomplished.

John: "Today someone will definitely clean the kitchen."
David: "Shotless!"

shotless by Tropicalgorilla October 7, 2017

Unfinished shitness 

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shatness majoralis 

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

shatness majoralis by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

shitness 

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

shitness by Odetta April 22, 2006