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Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.
SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL
Shortanese by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016
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shontese 

A very beautiful young lady with a naturally born smile like the moon and stars loves to teach dance and has very talented children has a big butt and never gives up does everything for the lord at all times.
person 1: did you see shontese
person2:guuurl yass she was so good last night!
shontese by MyChunckla May 18, 2018

Sonyanese 

A variation on English, made popular by Sonya. Many words are spelled phonetically in the way that they are commonly pronounced by valley girls. Most words which are homonyms for multiple word groups are replaced with the word group that they sound like. Most verbs are appended with an "s" or "es" as if they were plural nouns. Finally, some words are unique to the language, such as hooha and drinkies.
I luffs ew so muchies n wantses ur pee pee to make drinkies in muh hooha cuz I'm a dick ted!
Sonyanese by Kenny Graham May 6, 2005

shontanae 

A kind of flower that blossoms mostly in the spring time but can survive in any weather. The meaning is realism beauty.
Did you see Shontanae glimmering thru the window pane.
shontanae by Dee Kershaw February 14, 2017
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026