showich

any guy caught wearing old-school jeans that are way too tight and look almost crispy. Most often found in dead-end jobs, known to prey on young boys.

Guy 1: Dude look at that showich
Guy 2: are those jordasches?
Guy 1: Lets get out of here

by N1CK2345 September 15, 2007

showich

Boy-hungry pediphile who wears cripsy, tight, black denim jeans

Guy 1: "Here comes Showich"
Guy 2: "where'd he get those jordaches?"

by dave1345 January 2, 2009

showchoir

1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir.

Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!
Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.

by zoe December 13, 2003

Showchoir

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)

YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 14, 2009

showchoir

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.

dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...

by ZOEwasHerNAMEo May 20, 2005

shoichi

Adj. A word often used to describe a male with a 9 inch cock, who appears to be charming and nonchalant on the outside, but is broken to pieces on the inside. Nonetheless, his sexual appeal is immaculate and everyone wishes to be like him.

Boy A: Damn, I can’t stop thinking about the queen during sex. Do you think there’s any way I could sexually attain her?
Boy B: You’ve gotta Shoichi up bro

by constipatedunicorn69 November 21, 2021

Showchum

A friend or companion but only when it comes to watching TV shows or movies together.

I use tinder to find myself some showchums all the time.

by Usethis September 9, 2018