showchoir 

1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir.

Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!
Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.

showchoir by zoe December 13, 2003

Showchoir 

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)

YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...

Showchoir by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 14, 2009

showchoir 

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.

dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...

showchoir by ZOEwasHerNAMEo May 20, 2005

showchoir kid

the most evil conniving bastards you'll ever meet in school

embarrassed to be around people who cant sing

almost always a teachers pet

1: i saw lindsey trying not to laugh at some freshman during rehearsal

2: isn't she a showchoir kid?

showchoir kid by lithiumionbatteryeater September 29, 2023

showhorse 

A person who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Someone who dresses with style, looks like they got it together, and can look like they have expensive taste but when it comes to depth they can't deliver. No real skills, no real talent, even though they got the "look".

She messed up my hair even though hers looks flawless. What a showhorse.

showhorse by BBry September 12, 2013

showcorn 

Popcorn you eat at the movies---while watching the show.

The new MacGruber movie was even better while I was eating a big tub of showcorn.

showcorn by MacGruber1 July 8, 2009

Show Choir 

The extra awesome extraccurricular activity at schools mostly in the mid west. it is where high school students prance arround on giant risers, duck tape the bottom of their shoes, use enough aqua net to cause lung cancer, sleep on the floors of buses, talk trash about that one girl who "can't do a jazz hand to save her life", and at the end of the day, go home with a few sparkly trophies that make for great weapons if someone is being annoying on the bus ride home. Guys wear more make up than David Bowie, and girls aren't afraid to strip in front of a large crowd of boys. We sweat, get sprained ankles, curse, and at the end of the day made some good friends and had some awesome times! Ah Show Choir...what's not to love!?

Dude 1: Dude! that girl over there is totally stripping!
Dude 2: Yea so, she's in Show Choir.
Dude 1: Well still, why aren't you totally in awe over this?
Dude 2: Cause I'm in Show Choir...

Show Choir by librasign91 June 1, 2009