zoe's definitions

shevauns

short little hairs that break and stick up all over the head. they can be caused by getting too much calcium

Ugh...I have so many shevauns, I look like i stuck my finger in an electric socket. I wish I had pencil hair.

by Zoe May 4, 2005

Beaver Cleavage

What you see when someone's jeans are too low and they are not wearing a pube protector

"Hey Becky, these jeans are designed to shape and lift my beaver cleavage"

by Zoe February 13, 2004

poofinismer

the process in which a young boy become a gay individual in the presents of gay men and queer eye 4 the straight guy.

that boy has a bad case of poofinismer

by zoe October 11, 2004

klkpp

Abreviation of the popular file sharing program Kazaa Lite K Plus Plus (K++). A version of Kazaa without spyware but with added tools to help you download faster. Still available, you just have to look hard.

Kazaa lite is the best file sharing program

by Zoe January 18, 2005

baishunfu

Japanese word for prostitute. Pronounced less formally as shoofu.

That girl over there is such a baishunfu.

ano onna no ko ha baishunfu da yo.

by Zoe January 19, 2005

scalendar

comes from schedule and calendar (my friend made it up)

Person #1: can you hang out tomorrow?
Person #2: I dunno let me check my scalendar

by Zoe April 10, 2005

Magnafantastical

So horrendously magnigicent that the fantasticality of the over all stupendosity is wretchedly indefinable.

Oh lord that girl's booty is Magnafantastical!!!

by Zoe April 10, 2005