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Adj. A word often used to describe a male with a 9 inch cock, who appears to be charming and nonchalant on the outside, but is broken to pieces on the inside. Nonetheless, his sexual appeal is immaculate and everyone wishes to be like him.
Boy A: Damn, I can’t stop thinking about the queen during sex. Do you think there’s any way I could sexually attain her?
Boy B: You’ve gotta Shoichi up bro
shoichi by constipatedunicorn69 November 21, 2021
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A standoffish typed person with bad anxiety, they see the world in all dark shades, but if you find a Shuichi kinnie, keep them close because they’ll be there for the rest of your life, once they break out of their cold shell, you’ll see how great they are! They try their best to make you happy, they’re great at solving problems especially mysterious! They do try their best to be a good friend so if they don’t do the right actions or give the correct responses guide them, they might just need a push in the right direction, also make sure your Shuichi gets lots of love, they tend to be clingy and need a lot of love for their lonely soul, make sure you look after your shuichi’s!!
Shuichi is a loving person and a great friend
Shuichi by Shuichi Saihara kinnies October 16, 2020

Shuichi Saihara 

"whats wrong with the way i dress?"- Shuichi Saihara "some people might say that all black clothing kinda makes you look like an evil villian. not me though, i think you look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom."- kokichi omua.

Shuichi Saihara 

Shuichi Saihara- I mean Succi is an emo detective nishishi

Shuichi Saihara 

Shuichi Saihara is the main protagonist of Danganronpa V3. He is sweet, cinnamon roll who is forced to go through a lot of fucked up shit and deserves so much better. He is a cute submissive detective who needs to be protected.
"Shuichi Saihara deserves better."

Stoichiometry 

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009

Shuichi Saihara 

Ultimate Detective in the third killing game of Danganronpa.
(Danganronpa v3: Killing harmony)

A tall emo boy who just wants peace. He's neither hope or despair.
You will meet him head faced down outside a locker. People say he's a detective but he denies it as "apprentice."
One of the most noticeable traits are his eyelashes. They're just so beautiful like--wow.
He's slender with no *ss.
Just like any other protagonist, he possesses an ahoge /antenna.

This man wears striped black clothes with an emo hat on top.
His fear is telling the truth;
When he was younger he solved a case not even the police department could! Apparently the criminal scared the sh*t out of him with his eyes and so on.

Kaede is his friend(?)(They just met idk why).
Saihara is Kaito Momota's sidekick/ Kaito is his sideb*tch.

The Astonaut helps him be more confident in himself.
He's the famous guy for saying and quoted;
"You're alone Kokichi, and you will always be."

Ultimate spoilers:
• gets yanked by Tenko in her lab.
• is one of the final survivors.
"Um, I'm Shuichi Saihara, Ultimate Detective."

"Shuichi, Pooichi? Take any name you'd like!"

"Shuichi, we all believe in you."
"What's the secret behind your eyelashes, Saihara-kun?!"

"Shuichi, stop not believing in yourself, you gotta do better!"

"Who the h*ck is Shumai?"
"Every day, I apply mascara and eyeliner on my perfect eyes."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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